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vvorldwideweb:

delete the people that make you feel bad about yourself from your life, unfollow them, delete their numbers, erase their texts, find happier people, pet a dog, watch a silly movie, forget about them, you’re better off

(via i-just-want-to-be-alice)

Source: vvorldwideweb
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piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(via pizza)

Source: piercethemen
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noodletothedoodle:

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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"you need Dress professionally "

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(via pinkiepie02)

Source: ifollowbadblogs
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homumado:

like if you love robots, reply if you love robots, reblog if you love robots, ignore if you are former president george w. bush

(via pizza)

Source: homumado
Answer
  • Question: Top 5 reasons to ship Troyler? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    troyleralert:

    1.) 

    2.)

    3.) 4.) 5.) 

Source: troyleralert
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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via pizza)

Source: spermbanker
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  • New kid: become friends with the nerd
  • Nerd: shows new kid around school
  • New kid: OMG WHO IS THAT *popular kid*
  • Nerd: yOu'lL nEveR haVe a ChanCe
  • New kid: they get together
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tyleroakley:

PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie

SLAY THEM.

Source: samebeginnings
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